[Submitted by: Michael Dennis
All agents are reminded that barbecue does not involve the use of any talents other than culinary skills. The Human Torch is not allowed to cook hot dogs in his hands or suggest that he can warm the buns of our female employees.]
[Submitted by: jeremetroid
Referring to Thor’s privates as the “The Midgard Serpent” or “The Hammer of the Gods” in the S.H.I.E.L.D. locker room is distasteful and rude and will not be tolerated aboard the Helicarrier.]
Women Of Marvel by John Romita
Torchwood fans stateside will be pleased to hear that a familiar face will be popping onto their telly screens this fall. Entertainment Weekly reports John Barrowman has nabbed a reoccurring role in the CW’s upcoming action drama Arrow.
The new series is based on DC Comics’ Green Arrow, which centers on billionaire playboy Oliver Green, who, after spending five years shipwrecked on an island, returns home and assumes a secret vigilante identity to make amends and fight the ills of society.
According to Entertainment Weekly, Barrowman will play a “well-dressed man who is as mysterious as he is wealthy … he is an acquaintance of the Queen family and a prominent figure in Starling City.”
wat if he was batman?